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  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
  • dalekdalek Member Posts: 260 ✭✭✭
  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2020


    The lake we boat on has an island that was used as a grave yard back before the lake was built.  Graves date back to war of 1812 and before.  There are trails all along the island.  I think this is a good weekend to try this along the trails then sit on our boat at anchor listening for screams.  Peoele like to visit walk up the hill at night aswell as camp on it.
  • aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 9,759 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That’s funny 
    2008 330EC
  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just cut up about 10 empty rolls.  Now we gotta get to the lake before dark friday
  • LaReaLaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 8,056 mod
    Found this on Amazon while looking for boat parts.  It isn't compatible with my boat, or my marriage, but maybe somebody here needs one.  


    https://www.amazon.com/Dometic-2932562065-Refrigerator-Door/dp/B00T36X5CW
  • Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,919 mod
    Very interesting LaRea.  I guess you don't always get what's pictured! :smile:

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

  • aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 9,759 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LoL!!
    2008 330EC
  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The eyes in that thing look like something out of a nightmare.
  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Does she open the fridge door and get you a beer? Is that what it is?😆
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
  • LaReaLaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 8,056 mod
    Before you commit to buying this part, consider the maintenance.  
  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A few thoughts and word to live by.............

    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
    Will Rogers


    Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon in the nude.

    Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This joke may have been  written by @Willhound ?????

    A new and easy test for the horror of Covid-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).

    Take a glass and pour a decent sized shot of your favorite whisky into it and then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

    Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

    I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time.

    Thank goodness.

    I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.

    I'll report my results later.
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    For those of you who are handy around the shop.

    TOOLS EXPLAINED

    DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
    flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
    chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the
    freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner
    where nothing could get to it.

    WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
    under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints
    and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you
    to say, 'Oh sh -- '

    ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
    holes until you die of old age.

    PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation
    of blood-blisters.

    BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor
    touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

    HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
    principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
    motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
    dismal your future becomes.

    VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt
    heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer
    intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

    OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
    flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
    grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing
    race.

    BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops
    to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit
    into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of
    the outside edge.

    PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under
    lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil
    on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out
    Phillips screw heads.

    STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used
    to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and
    butchering your palms.

    PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
    bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

    HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
    is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts
    adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

    UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of
    cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
    well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
    bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
    parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in
    use.

    ****-IT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage
    while yelling '****-IT' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.


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  • IanIan Member Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was in tears laughing.....

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Say yes to mask, no to bra's

    Free the titty, protect the city.
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