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  Ian Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭

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  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

   lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door. Eventually, we drifted apart.
  
  A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him, that’s the last thing I need.
  
  The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.
  
  One hundred years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned.
  
  My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is alright.” “No, I must die in peace,” he said. “I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and your co-worker.” “I know,” I whispered, “That’s why I poisoned you… Now close your eyes.”
  
  Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market? It was a Big McSteak.
  
  I just spent some time at my wife’s grave today. She still thinks I’m digging a pool.
  

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  dalek Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭

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  PickleRick Member Posts: 3,886 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,459 admin

  August 2020

  Strong cleats

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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  mattie Member Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Gnarwhal coolers are awesome. Just sayin....
  
  
  
  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Nice! Expensive though......about half of everything you own!

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  mattie Member Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭

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  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Almost did not recognize him, the man. funny

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  mattie Member Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭

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  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Here ya go bro's to the north, I had to look it up.
  
  
  

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Awesome @randy56. Poutine is a French Canadian invention but loved across the country. A mound of fresh cut  French fries covered in white cheddar cheese curds and smothered in brown gravy. Soul food!  Kind of like a Northern version of biscuits and white gravy. And we know you're not from here when you pronounce it "pooteen " instead of "puhtin". Sort of like the Russki Prezs name.

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Of course never heard of it, looking up the recipe, and picture's looks tasty. Going to try and make it. And hence the need for free heath care,  

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  Ian Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Chips and gravy is a British tradition that I think poutine comes from.

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  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/history-of-poutine
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Willhound said:

  Awesome @randy56. Poutine is a French Canadian invention but loved across the country. A mound of fresh cut  French fries covered in white cheddar cheese curds and smothered in brown gravy. Soul food!  Kind of like a Northern version of biscuits and white gravy. And we know you're not from here when you pronounce it "pooteen " instead of "puhtin". Sort of like the Russki Prezs name.

  The only thing missing from that recipe is "covered with bacon".  

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  PickleRick Member Posts: 3,886 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  aero3113 Member Posts: 8,804 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Looks like almost a full moon....

  2008 330EC

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  Ian Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭

  August 2020 edited August 2020

  What mooring lines?   Oh, them...

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  I insist on being a gentleman and help her dust off that sand....😎

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020 edited August 2020

  Is that what they consider a 🐪 toe?

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  PickleRick Member Posts: 3,886 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  Moose knuckle for the guys north of the border

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  PickleRick Member Posts: 3,886 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2020

  i find this funny as my family is from slippery rock and were ALWAYS huge democrats.  They also lived next to a corn field(grew soy beans every other year) 
  

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  PickleRick Member Posts: 3,886 ✭✭✭✭✭

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