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rasbury · November 2022

Willhound said:

randy56 said:

Ok I will, AND?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/multiple-fatalities-shooting-virginia-walmart-police-say-rcna58488

I believe a report said it's the 40th mass public shooting in the US year to date.

And keep in mind there has to be a minimum of 4 men, women or children killed to qualify! Pretty dam sad..

Willhound · December 2022

@randy56 this is for you. There's a reason that charter is called Bad Habit....😆

"Boating" could also be inserted in the sign....

randy56 · December 2022

Lake_Bum · December 2022

NEW HAVEN, CT — Freshly transitioned to a woman, Leslie Roberson tasted the sweet thrill of womanhood this morning as she absolutely smashed her car into a curb.

"Whew! Sure feel like a woman now!" shouted Leslie with glee. "Better take the car into a mechanic now and get taken advantage of. This is great!"

Previously known as Bob, the newly minted "Leslie" had grown tired of deciding where to go to eat and being comfortable at ambient temperatures. "I just wasn't living my truth," said Leslie, turning down the thermostat. "Now I can take a hundred blankets with me everywhere I go and have completely preposterous mood swings. Wait, did I just close the garage door on the trunk?"

Sources say Leslie spent the remainder of the day making one sandwich after another, reveling in the joys of femininity. After learning how to do that turban thing women do with towels on their heads after taking a shower, Leslie then added seventeen more throw pillows to the bed. After Leslie turned down a high-level appointment in the Biden administration, Victoria's Secret called to offer a modeling gig.

"Wow, no one ever used to call me when I was Bob," said Leslie at publishing time. "Being oppressed is the best!"

rasbury · December 2022

I have no clue where your going with this one...

randy56 · December 2022

randy56 · December 2022

I think @LaRea really wants the hose. being and electric guy.
@Willhound already has a chain saw like that.
@rasbury needs the hammer.

PickleRick · December 2022

So before today, had anyone else ever heard of a WNBA trade?

GMSLITHO · December 2022

A Russian arms dealer for a basketball player that hates America ,and a marine left behind

PickleRick · December 2022

GMSLITHO said:

A Russian arms dealer for a basketball player that hates America ,and a marine left behind

I was more going for the first time a WNBA trade was in the news.

For those that don't know the WNBA loses money every year, the NBA covers the tab. Like what Alabama football does for their basketball team.

My college football team doesn't have much national success but the women's basketball team is very much a top team year after year so I hear way too much women's basketball news.

oscar1 · December 2022

rasbury · December 2022

I wonder how long this arms dealer stays on the street...or alive. Might have been a more shrewd move.....

randy56 · December 2022

Willhound · December 2022

randy56 · December 2022

Not really a joke.

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020499/uploads/editor/6w/kol8y9zkahak.png

randy56 · December 2022

randy56 · December 2022

catchy boat name, if you don't get it say it out loud.

Ian · December 2022

ROTFLMAO

Lake_Bum · January 2023

randy56 · January 2023

Which reminds me:
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in

rasbury · January 2023

That's just wrong...funny....but wrong!

Ian · January 2023

And where does he work?

IHOP

Ian · January 2023

If he breaks his toe what’s do you do?

Call a tow truck.

Dad joke day huh?

Lake_Bum · January 2023

A man with no arms, and no legs is floating in the lake. What's his name...?

BOB

Ian · January 2023

How about one with 30 rabbits up his a$$?

Warren.

randy56 · January 2023

Willhound · January 2023

mattie · January 2023

PickleRick · January 2023

we have hard evidence that has stoves cause brain damage.

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