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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  Done that.  Lol

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,615 admin

  February 2016

  Oh God that's a Handy joke.......lol

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish named Handy. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
  
  "Pick me up."
  
  He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
  
  "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.
  
  The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
  
  The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.
  
  Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
  
  I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."
  
  The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
  
  Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
  
  I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
  
  He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
  
  "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
  
  
  

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  That's good, for a minute there I thought the frog was headed for the BBQ! 

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  I figured handy has a since of humer

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  I have a way better frog joke but I cant say it on here

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  Q: If you have two people in a boat slapping at each other with oars, what is it called?
  
  A: Rowed Rage

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• luckydog Member Posts: 316 ✭✭✭

  February 2016

  
  

  I’m Sorry Canada

  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  at least they put cone's out there before take off., How many aircraft cariers does canada have like this?
  The guy in the first pic looks like he has on an orange life vest. 

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• luckydog Member Posts: 316 ✭✭✭

  February 2016

  I think his waxing the boat LOL

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• frenchship Member Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭

  February 2016

  What about that bow thruster 

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  @frenchship, if that guys was French would those be frog's legs. (meant respectfully, in fun!)

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  LOL

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• frenchship Member Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭

  February 2016

  Good one MT

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  What did Captain Hook die of ?
  Jock itch !

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  
  What's a pirates favorite letter?? Most people will say "RRRRR" but it's really the C!
  
  P.S.
  When you tell the joke you have to say it in your best pirate voice,LoL!

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  You ever smell moth balls?? If someone says yes then you ask them how they got its legs apart!

  2008 330EC

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  Do you have holes in your underwear?? Most people will say no! Then you ask them how do you get your legs through!

  2008 330EC

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  Geez Aero, you need to be on late night! :-) 

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  
  Is this someone we know? looks like a Rinker

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• luckydog Member Posts: 316 ✭✭✭

  February 2016

  LOL the extremes some people will go not pay a marina looks like a good spot with a view

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  .....at least he used his mooring lines, wouldn't want it to get loose and float away! LOL

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• Glassguy54 Member Posts: 588 ✭✭✭

  February 2016

  On the open sea the lookout yells down from the crows nest, "Enemy ship on the horizon" The captain says to the first mate, "Quick, run down to me cabin and fetch me red shirt so that if I am wounded in battle, the men won't see that I am bleeding and will continue the fight." Just then the lookout yells, "Ten enemy ships on the horizon." The captain says, "Best fetch me brown pantaloons too!"

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,615 admin

  February 2016

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYu4AVquItM

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  You must want to be womanless Ray LOL

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  The Admiral came into the den to see what I was watching, I said just another gel coat blister repair video. She asked if I hadn't seen enough of those already? WHEW - close one!!!!!!!!!

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,615 admin

  February 2016

  I love to live on the edge......................lol

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2016

  THAT, I can believe! :-)

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2016

  this guy left his hat on the dock?
  
  

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2016

  I wish we could see the next frame. This couldn't have ended well LOL

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