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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Dream_Inn, we were in Jamaica last July for a destination wedding (dumb idea but was mt Nephew) did love the resort though - adults only! LOL. Glad you are enjoying Jamaica - right time of year to be there. Keep an eye on your luggage at the Airport so you don't get involved in the "Montego Bay Shuffle". Turks & Caicos is great - one of best beaches in the world 7,000 foot wall to dive - well the first 100 feet or so. LOL
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2019
    Island hoppers shall not tease there cold brothers to the north. You know what they say, pictures or it did not happen. 
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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @randy56.....I'll try for some pictures although googling Grace Bay Turks & Caicos will do it. Trust me it happened - just ask my bank account! LOL
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  • GMSLITHOGMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭
    Ill post some pictures of my trip to Albany NY this weekend for a weeding there calling for 8-12 inches and -2% ,I miss my boat 
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  • Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,919 mod
    edited January 2019
    Ok, we'll see if the wifi from the beach allows the view of the day...

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  • Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,919 mod

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  • Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,919 mod
    Here's a couple from yesterday at Margaritaville in Montego bay.  We are wet from hitting the 120 ft waterslide...



    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  • Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,919 mod
    My view changed.  A boat came thru.....

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well this is no joke
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  • IanIan Member Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭✭✭
    GMSLITHO said:
    Ill post some pictures of my trip to Albany NY this weekend for a weeding there calling for 8-12 inches and -2% ,I miss my boat 
    That's what they say, I have to get soemone to do the drive as I'll be up at Lake Placid - balmy -ve numbers and lots of snow too.

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    icoultha said:
    GMSLITHO said:
    Ill post some pictures of my trip to Albany NY this weekend for a weeding there calling for 8-12 inches and -2% ,I miss my boat 
    That's what they say, I have to get soemone to do the drive as I'll be up at Lake Placid - balmy -ve numbers and lots of snow too.
    I have skied there and Whiteface 
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2019
    Nice Dream, Ya mon, I was there about 35 years ago, ya mon, I drank toooooo much Rum, got hooked on it. 

    All , You guy's on the east coast are getting some weather this weekend. 
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @randy56 Not me 😎
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  • LaReaLaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 8,056 mod
    edited January 2019
    DC gonna dodge this bullet.
    boss bullets GIF
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  • Glassguy54Glassguy54 Member Posts: 588 ✭✭✭
    HEY! IT'S POOTIE TANG!!! Sa Da Tay. Sine your pitty on the runny kine!
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  • GMSLITHOGMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭
    Here it comes 
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  • LaReaLaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 8,056 mod
    Glassguy54 said:
    HEY! IT'S POOTIE TANG!!! Sa Da Tay. Sine your pitty on the runny kine!
    Cole me down on the panny sty!
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  • Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,919 mod

    Geesh, I at least thought I'd here English spoken here! Way too many different languages spoken in Jamaica. Randy, you ate right Mon! I had way too much rum! Back to reality!

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  • LaReaLaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 8,056 mod
    Dream_Inn said:

    ... Back to reality!

    Nooooooooo!  Too soon.
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  • Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,919 mod
    LaRea said:
    Dream_Inn said:

    ... Back to reality!

    Nooooooooo!  Too soon.
    Yeah, back to work tomorrow.  10 days off makes it really tough!  ugggh, only 6 weeks or so until boating!

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  • GMSLITHOGMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭

    There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.

    A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and, mistaking him for John stated, "I'm sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible."

    Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "HECK NO! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. She was all shriveled up and she smelled like old, dead fish. She was losing water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. She just couldn't handle life any longer. I'll just have to find me a better one. I'm glad to be rid of her. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. That's when the old woman fainted!

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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Click image for larger versionName9632F7FD-FB86-4341-A2A0-910C1A7BAFE1jpegViews1Size446 KBID625960
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Raybo better not see this. Hahahahahahhaha
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  • raybo3raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,614 admin
    Should know the facts before you accuse...........LOL
    https://yourteamcheats.com/cheaters/
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com
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  • diggin2day1diggin2day1 Member Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭✭

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  • raybo3raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,614 admin
    Really Diggin really...........lol
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So true OMG
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    raybo interesting read on the link you provided however, after reviewing it I feel deflated 
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Did You read about the 10 year old kid who won the science project proving deflated balls go farther. So there is the proof. 
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  • zaverin1zaverin1 Member Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2019
    Bullet in the fuse block is always a hot topic 
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