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Well, at least it's under the appropriate topic...I'll leave it at that.
Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there "WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!"
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... Walked home... and left it there all night.
(You gotta love Frank!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9wJxZc2KF8
I don't follow the football but found this article buried.....
Los Angeles, CA
Anthrax Scare At Rams Superbowl practice.
LA Rams football practice was delayed nearly two hours recently after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Sean McVay immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
Small change
A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!”
The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can.
The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”
The sailor replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.”
The bartender says, “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?”
“Fifty cents!” replied the sailor.
"I've got a deal for all of you. I'll open this alligators mouth and then I will place my genitals inside and the alligator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I shall remove my genitals, unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd roars their approval and the man drops trou and places his junk in the gators mouth. After a minute the man grabs a beer bottle and raps it **** the alligator's scull and the gator opens his mouth and the man removes his package with out so much as a scratch, as promised. The crowd cheers and the man receives the first of his free drinks.
The man stands up again and makes another offer.
"I'll pay anyone one hundred dollars who is willing to give it a try."
A hush falls over the crowd. A moment later a hand goes up in the back of the bar.
"I'll try," says a small woman, " but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
The bartender says, "That's kind of a contest we've been running here lately. If you fulfill 3 requirements, you can claim the jackpot. It's up to about $2,000.00"
The man asks, " What are the three requirements?"
Bartender: "First, you have to chug down 10 ounces of Habanero infused Tequila, with out making any kind of a face, then out back we have a Pit Bull with a bad tooth that you have to take out with your bare hands, and lastly, we have an eighty year old woman upstairs who has never experienced an orgasm, so you'll have to ring her bell."
Guy: "Well heII, here's my ten bucks. I'm willing to give it a go. But first I think I better have a few shots of Bourbon to bolster my courage, so set em up."
The bartender puts a half dozen shot glasses full of bourbon in front of the guy who starts to knock 'em back. After he finishes the last one he says, "Aw right, whersch zat Tequila?"
The bartender gives the guy the tequila and he chugs it down, tears streaming down his cheeks, but nary a grimace. Then he goes out back and all **** breaks loose with angry barking, snarling, growling and screaming and scuffling.
The guy comes back in the bar covered with bite marks and scratches, bleeding and clothes torn to shreds.
He says to the bartender, "Now whersch at ol' lady widda bad tooth?"
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two a$$es come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two ****, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, cool down lady," said the man.
"Who's talkin' abouta sex? I'm a just tellin' my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."
I honked my horn.