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• LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 8,074 mod

  December 2017

  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2017

  I've been looking for a pontoon, what do you think of this one?
  
  
  

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2017

  Get rid of 270 first

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2017 edited December 2017

  Merry Christmas Y'all
  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  Found old picture of MT in his express cruiser.
  
   

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  LOL @ randy56. Excellent!!!!! You can put me in anything as long as its has twins!.....actually I kinda like that set-up.

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,616 admin

  January 2018

  @MT I like it also...........

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,948 mod

  January 2018

  That little boat has it all!  Twin outboard engines, cuddy cabin, twin air horns!!  It actually does sound like something MT would do!

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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• Black_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  Two hunters in the woods. They come across some tracks and start a discussion about just what kind of animal made these tracks. As they argued, they were killed by a train. 

  Past owner of a 2003 342FV
  PC BYC, Holland, MI

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,979 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  on no black......pew! lol

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018 edited January 2018

   NO JOKE HERE, pay attention. happened yesterday
  
  
  http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2018/01/17/fishermen-jump-overboard-boat-crash-banfield.hln
  

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  Saw that on CNN. UFB

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  randy56 said:

   NO JOKE HERE, pay attention. happened yesterday
  
  
  http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2018/01/17/fishermen-jump-overboard-boat-crash-banfield.hln
  

  
  Very scary!!

  2008 330EC

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  I believe the accident happened some time ago (like last Summer) and is now going to court as one of the "jumpers" is suing - so CNN etc. picked-up the lead. Nevertheless it is a vibrant example of an idiot "captain".

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  @Handymans342 what is USB

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  @randy56 UFB. UN FU*$*(G Beleivable.

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  OH

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• 06Rinker270 Member Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭

  January 2018 edited January 2018

  Im not sure if this has ever been posted but it’s a first for me.  Gave me a big laugh
  
  

  Patrick
  06 Rinker 270

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  Should say: I own

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2018

  @06Rinker270 that's GREAT!

  2008 330EC

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2018

  Good one!

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2018

  ......yeah and how many times - even from family and good friends - have I heard that!

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,979 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2018

  or how about the times you don't even get that!

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• reneechris14 Member Posts: 3,134 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2018

  Q: can you take me on your boat
  A: yup $100 bucks
  Q: $100 bucks for what 
  A: yup to go on my boat
  
  

  2005 Rinker FV342  Pawcatuck river,Ct

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,616 admin

  February 2018

  

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 2018

  Strum-in along
  
  
  

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  LoL!! That’s great!

  2008 330EC

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018 edited March 2018

  I posted this once before - we live in a condo looking down on a marina. It is a never ending show of docking insanity. Best pre-divorce docking yet, guy with a 38- foot cruiser tells the Admiral to get onto the swim platform so she can step onto dock. He realizes he's going to ram the dock, guns the boat, the Admiral is thrown off the swim platform into the water. Now he realizes he's going across the fairway and is going to hit a big Sea Ray bow to bow and guns it in reverse. His Admiral is now trapped in the open slip with another boat in the other half, she can't climb onto the dock and he's gunning it straight for her. Finally enough people are screaming at him and another captain is hauling his Admiral out that he gets it. A friend in our condo yelled out to him "Buddy the only thing that may save your a$$ is an trip to a jewelry store. 
  
  IMO the only thing worse than knocking a chunk of fiberglass out of your hull is blaming it on the Admiral. The former is a pain the later is deadly!
  
  

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  Where we are docked now I found the best solution to the whole problem - she docks by pulling in straight alongside and I jump off and grab ropes. This year may change when we move to stern in and I become the pilot again

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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