Joke of the Day

randy56 · December 2017

I've been looking for a pontoon, what do you think of this one?

Image result for flintstones pictures boat

Handymans342 · December 2017

Get rid of 270 first

Willhound · December 2017

Merry Christmas Y'all

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randy56 · January 2018

Found old picture of MT in his express cruiser.
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Michael T · January 2018

LOL @ randy56. Excellent!!!!! You can put me in anything as long as its has twins!.....actually I kinda like that set-up.

raybo3 · January 2018

@MT I like it also...........

Dream_Inn · January 2018

That little boat has it all! Twin outboard engines, cuddy cabin, twin air horns!! It actually does sound like something MT would do!

Black_Diamond · January 2018

Two hunters in the woods. They come across some tracks and start a discussion about just what kind of animal made these tracks. As they argued, they were killed by a train.

rasbury · January 2018

on no black......pew! lol

randy56 · January 2018

NO JOKE HERE, pay attention. happened yesterday

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2018/01/17/fishermen-jump-overboard-boat-crash-banfield.hln

Handymans342 · January 2018

Saw that on CNN. UFB

aero3113 · January 2018

randy56 said:

NO JOKE HERE, pay attention. happened yesterday

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2018/01/17/fishermen-jump-overboard-boat-crash-banfield.hln

Very scary!!

Michael T · January 2018

I believe the accident happened some time ago (like last Summer) and is now going to court as one of the "jumpers" is suing - so CNN etc. picked-up the lead. Nevertheless it is a vibrant example of an idiot "captain".

randy56 · January 2018

@Handymans342 what is USB

Willhound · January 2018

@randy56 UFB. UN FU*$*(G Beleivable.

randy56 · January 2018

06Rinker270 · January 2018

Im not sure if this has ever been posted but it’s a first for me. Gave me a big laugh

Handymans342 · January 2018

Should say: I own

aero3113 · January 2018

@06Rinker270 that's GREAT!

randy56 · February 2018

Good one!

Michael T · February 2018

......yeah and how many times - even from family and good friends - have I heard that!

rasbury · February 2018

or how about the times you don't even get that!

reneechris14 · February 2018

Q: can you take me on your boat
A: yup $100 bucks
Q: $100 bucks for what
A: yup to go on my boat

raybo3 · February 2018

randy56 · February 2018

Strum-in along

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Willhound · March 2018

aero3113 · March 2018

LoL!! That’s great!

Michael T · March 2018

I posted this once before - we live in a condo looking down on a marina. It is a never ending show of docking insanity. Best pre-divorce docking yet, guy with a 38- foot cruiser tells the Admiral to get onto the swim platform so she can step onto dock. He realizes he's going to ram the dock, guns the boat, the Admiral is thrown off the swim platform into the water. Now he realizes he's going across the fairway and is going to hit a big Sea Ray bow to bow and guns it in reverse. His Admiral is now trapped in the open slip with another boat in the other half, she can't climb onto the dock and he's gunning it straight for her. Finally enough people are screaming at him and another captain is hauling his Admiral out that he gets it. A friend in our condo yelled out to him "Buddy the only thing that may save your a$$ is an trip to a jewelry store.

IMO the only thing worse than knocking a chunk of fiberglass out of your hull is blaming it on the Admiral. The former is a pain the later is deadly!

Ian · March 2018

Where we are docked now I found the best solution to the whole problem - she docks by pulling in straight alongside and I jump off and grab ropes. This year may change when we move to stern in and I become the pilot again

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