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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  Good one

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  That flow chart is just missing the box - "Did you consult with your Rinker brothers and sisters on ROBC?"

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  Michael T Member Posts: 7,227 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  EXACTLY the way I have lived my boating life! Thank you! To my Admiral: I had no idea that problem existed, no I didn't touch it, yes - it must have been the technician!

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  LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,563 mod

  March 2018

  Bump - only 900 more views needed for @randy56 to reach his fund-raising goal of 4000 views. 

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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  dalek Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭

  March 2018

  

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  Good ones!

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018 edited March 2018

  Subject: The Missing "e"
  
  

  
  Let me tell you friends, just one simple spelling mistake, or a typo can make your life a living heII.
  
  A friend of mine recently texted a short, romantic note to his wife while he was away on a boating trip.

  weekend, and he missed one tiny "e".
  
  No problem you might say.  Not so!  This tiny error has caused him to seek police protection just to enter his own house.
  
  His short text was, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life, and I wish you were her!”

  Post edited by raybo3 on March 2018

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  @randy56, that one reminds me of the age old question:
  How do you upset your wife when you're having the best sex of your life?
  Phone her.......

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  Ian Member Posts: 2,782 ✭✭✭✭

  March 2018

  I know another similar but can't repeat here....

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  gack Member Posts: 315 ✭✭✭

  March 2018

    
  
  

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  The Main Exchange Member Posts: 280 ✭✭✭

  March 2018

  
  

  2007 300 EC, 350 Mags, B3's, Table Rock Lake, MO

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  
  Is that Interlux Bottomkote? 

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  Michael T Member Posts: 7,227 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  Photoshopped?

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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  diggin2day1 Member Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  Good one diggin!!!

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  Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,562 mod

  April 2018

  I like that Diggin!  You may have to start building those for the forum.  There are some on here that may need one soon!

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  gack Member Posts: 315 ✭✭✭

  April 2018

  Why women live longer then men...
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1KWfGlCCas
  

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  What an idiot

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  LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,563 mod

  April 2018

  Looks like Handy's back yard.  

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  Not

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  LaRea said:

  Looks like Handy's back yard.  

  Lets see what your backyard looks like after the storm Mr Gman .Hahahahhahahaha

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  LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,563 mod

  April 2018

  Latest prediction, we will get ... less than one inch.  Chance of 10-foot gators, zero percent.  

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  Lucky Brick

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  rasbury Member Posts: 8,254 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  Can't fix stupid. He needed a bigger towel.

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2018

  Police, fed up with lingering cold weather, 'arrests' winter

  Monday, April 9th 2018, 7:18 am CDTMonday, April 9th 2018, 3:23 pm CDT

  DEPEW, N.Y. (AP) - An upstate New York police department fed up with lingering cold weather has placed winter under arrest.

  The Post-Standard reports the Depew Police Department wrote Friday in a humorous Facebook post that it had arrested the season. Police said any more snow winter produces would be held against it in court.

  The department also called for groundhog Punxsutawney Phil to turn himself in for predicting six more weeks of winter. Police joke that they're willing to look past winter's "most recent transgressions" if it works with the department.

  New York has experienced wintry weather this month and high winds that caused power outages.

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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  Lake_Bum Member Posts: 934 ✭✭✭✭

  May 2018

  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  May 2018

  Hahahahahahahha

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