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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,227 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  @Dream_Inn, we were in Jamaica last July for a destination wedding (dumb idea but was mt Nephew) did love the resort though - adults only! LOL. Glad you are enjoying Jamaica - right time of year to be there. Keep an eye on your luggage at the Airport so you don't get involved in the "Montego Bay Shuffle". Turks & Caicos is great - one of best beaches in the world 7,000 foot wall to dive - well the first 100 feet or so. LOL

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019 edited January 2019

  Island hoppers shall not tease there cold brothers to the north. You know what they say, pictures or it did not happen. 

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• Michael T Member Posts: 7,227 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  @randy56.....I'll try for some pictures although googling Grace Bay Turks & Caicos will do it. Trust me it happened - just ask my bank account! LOL

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  Ill post some pictures of my trip to Albany NY this weekend for a weeding there calling for 8-12 inches and -2% ,I miss my boat 

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,803 mod

  January 2019 edited January 2019

  Ok, we'll see if the wifi from the beach allows the view of the day...
  

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,803 mod

  January 2019

  
  

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,803 mod

  January 2019

  Here's a couple from yesterday at Margaritaville in Montego bay.  We are wet from hitting the 120 ft waterslide...
  
  
  
  

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,803 mod

  January 2019

  My view changed.  A boat came thru.....
  
  

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  Well this is no joke

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• Ian Member Posts: 2,978 ✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  GMSLITHO said:

  Ill post some pictures of my trip to Albany NY this weekend for a weeding there calling for 8-12 inches and -2% ,I miss my boat 

  That's what they say, I have to get soemone to do the drive as I'll be up at Lake Placid - balmy -ve numbers and lots of snow too.

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  icoultha said:

  GMSLITHO said:

  Ill post some pictures of my trip to Albany NY this weekend for a weeding there calling for 8-12 inches and -2% ,I miss my boat 

  That's what they say, I have to get soemone to do the drive as I'll be up at Lake Placid - balmy -ve numbers and lots of snow too.

  I have skied there and Whiteface 

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019 edited January 2019

  Nice Dream, Ya mon, I was there about 35 years ago, ya mon, I drank toooooo much Rum, got hooked on it. 
  
  All , You guy's on the east coast are getting some weather this weekend. 

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  @randy56 Not me 😎

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• LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,921 mod

  January 2019 edited January 2019

  DC gonna dodge this bullet.
  
  

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• Glassguy54 Member Posts: 588 ✭✭✭

  January 2019

  HEY! IT'S POOTIE TANG!!! Sa Da Tay. Sine your pitty on the runny kine!

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  Here it comes 

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• LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,921 mod

  January 2019

  Glassguy54 said:

  HEY! IT'S POOTIE TANG!!! Sa Da Tay. Sine your pitty on the runny kine!

  Cole me down on the panny sty!
  

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,803 mod

  January 2019

  Geesh, I at least thought I'd here English spoken here! Way too many different languages spoken in Jamaica. Randy, you ate right Mon! I had way too much rum! Back to reality!
  

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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• LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,921 mod

  January 2019

  Dream_Inn said:

  ... Back to reality!
  

  Nooooooooo!  Too soon.

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,803 mod

  January 2019

  LaRea said:

  Dream_Inn said:

  ... Back to reality!
  

  Nooooooooo!  Too soon.

  Yeah, back to work tomorrow.  10 days off makes it really tough!  ugggh, only 6 weeks or so until boating!
  

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.

  A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and, mistaking him for John stated, "I'm sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible."

  Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "HECK NO! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. She was all shriveled up and she smelled like old, dead fish. She was losing water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. She just couldn't handle life any longer. I'll just have to find me a better one. I'm glad to be rid of her. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. That's when the old woman fainted!

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  
  

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  Raybo better not see this. Hahahahahahhaha

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,568 admin

  January 2019

  Should know the facts before you accuse...........LOL
  https://yourteamcheats.com/cheaters/
  

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• diggin2day1 Member Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  
  

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,568 admin

  January 2019

  Really Diggin really...........lol

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  So true OMG

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  raybo interesting read on the link you provided however, after reviewing it I feel deflated 

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2019

  Did You read about the 10 year old kid who won the science project proving deflated balls go farther. So there is the proof. 

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• zaverin1 Member Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭

  January 2019 edited January 2019

  Bullet in the fuse block is always a hot topic 

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