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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,077 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2019

  p.o. must have mapped the globe with all the sonar equipment that was once found hanging on this transom.
  
  All these wires, has to be a joke right???

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,077 ✭✭✭✭✭

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2019

  Ain't that the truth these days.   

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,215 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2019

  If I get lost in the woods I just crack open a beer.... guaranteed the Admiral will find me in two seconds flat.

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭✭

  November 2019

  
  

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,077 ✭✭✭✭✭

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2019

  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2019

  I started today out with $400 in my wallet. My wife texted me she needs $100 for ladies night out. Then my son in college texted he needed $75 so he could fuel up his car for the weekend. My daughter texted saying she needed $75 for a new outfit for her date. At the end of the day I was left with $400 and three unread texts.
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2019

  WET TEE SHIRT ! CONTEST 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2019

  Yuk!

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• Glassguy54 Member Posts: 588 ✭✭✭

  November 2019 edited November 2019

  For all you old $hit$, like me, out there, Back in the late 1940's, a group of well to do gentlemen were talking about what they were going to give to their wives for Christmas and as it turned out, they were all giving their wives new cars. Charlie said, "I'm going to give her a Kaiser and surprise her." Mitch said, "I'm going to give her a Frazer and amaze her." Bob said, "I'm going to give her a Tucker...."
  

  Post edited by raybo3 on November 2019

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• Ian Member Posts: 2,899 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  
  

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,518 admin

  December 2019

  What's wrong with that??????

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,215 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  I've seen "piercings" but those are ridiculous!

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019 edited December 2019

  Im just not seeing the problem but a room I will spend much more time in..

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  As usual one is bigger.

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  Me: Sweet dog you got there.
  
  
  
  Policeman: Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog.
  
  Me: Still in training, huh?
  
  Policeman: What do you mean?
  
  Me: Nevermind.
  

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• Ian Member Posts: 2,899 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  Good one.

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  Ah the days gone past...

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  
  

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• Ian Member Posts: 2,899 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  Even worse if you're the pilot.....

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,215 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  Similar story. Do you know what happens when you combine human DNA with Goat DNA?
  Neither do I but apparently I'm no longer welcome at the petting zoo.😕

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  
  

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• Glassguy54 Member Posts: 588 ✭✭✭

  December 2019

  Reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel's bit, "This week in unnecessary censorship" which is pretty funny, if you are familiar with it.

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• Ian Member Posts: 2,899 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  The wedding ceremony came to the point where the Minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

  The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child.

  She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor.

  The congregation was aghast as the penny dropped.

  The Groom’s jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching young woman and child.

  Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted. 

  The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

  The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward?

  What do you have to say?”

   There was absolute silence in the church.

   The woman replied, "We can't hear you at the back of the church”.

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  
  

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  
  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• Black_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  Trump was an Epstein pal too. 

  Past owner of a 2003 342FV
  PC BYC, Holland, MI

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,077 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2019

  Epstine and Christmas lights, they dont hang themselves

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