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  • Aqua_AuraAqua_Aura Member Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭✭
  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Aqua_AuraAqua_Aura Member Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭✭
    He seemed to be enjoying his donut. 
    1997 Bayliner 3988
  • aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 8,777 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LoL!
    2008 330EC
  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That is too funny!
    Reminds me of the old story of "Who's the most popular guy at the Nudist Colony"?
    The guy that can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donuts.
    The most popular girl?
    The one that can eat the last donut......
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270
  • MarkBMarkB Member Posts: 3,960 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LOL that video is hilarious!!!

    Boat Name: King Kong

    "Boat + Water = Fun"

  • Aqua_AuraAqua_Aura Member Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭✭
    It doesn't matter how many times I see it. As soon as he holds that donut up I lose it 😆
    1997 Bayliner 3988
  • aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 8,777 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Aqua_Aura said:
    It doesn't matter how many times I see it. As soon as he holds that donut up I lose it 😆
    Same here, LoL!
    2008 330EC
  • MarkBMarkB Member Posts: 3,960 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Aqua_Aura said:
    It doesn't matter how many times I see it. As soon as he holds that donut up I lose it 😆


    I think I've watched it at least 10 times, and am still distributing that video to friends, lol.

    Crack head woman! Hahahahaha.

    Boat Name: King Kong

    "Boat + Water = Fun"

  • IanIan Member Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭✭

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

  • aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 8,777 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good ones @icoultha !!
    2008 330EC
  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor :

    If someone in a Home Depot store 
    Offers you assistance and they don't work there, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation 
    With someone who dialed a wrong number, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If 'Vacation' means going anywhere 
    South of Kelowna for the weekend, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you measure distance in hours, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you know several people 
    Who have hit a deer more than once, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' 
    In the same day and back again, 
    You may live in Canada .

    If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow 
    During a raging blizzard without flinching, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you install security lights on your house and garage, 
    But leave both unlocked, 
    You may live in Canada .

    If you carry jumper cables in your car 
    And your wife knows how to use them, 
    You may live in Canada .

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume 
    To fit over a snowsuit, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- 
    You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If driving is better in the winter 
    Because the potholes are filled with snow, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you know all 4 seasons: 
    Almost winter, winter, still winter, 
    and road construction, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you have more miles 
    On your snow blower than your car, 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', 
    You may live in Canada . 

    If you actually understand these jokes, 
    and forward them to all 
    your friends,
    you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270
  • RiverRat232RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2020
    randy56 said:

    In a couple years we will be seeing commercials for sleazy lawyers offering to sue the makers of Lysol for some illness.
    Post edited by RiverRat232 on
  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I did not live in Canada but did live in ND 15 miles from the border...pretty friggin cold...
  • boatman37boatman37 Member Posts: 797 ✭✭✭
    My son was in Watford City, ND for 6 months. He spent alot of time in Williston too. He left there mid December towing his camper (he lived in the camper for 6 months there) and it was -10F when he left there
  • IanIan Member Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭✭

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 3,882 ✭✭✭✭
    Some of those women are going to be getting 1200 dollar stimulus checks every month for the next 18 years.  
  • GMSLITHOGMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭✭
    After several days without sports, I found a lady sitting on my couch. I guess she must be my wife. She seems nice.
  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Williston I seem to remember playing basketball against them. Boy the sports were huge up there...couldn't even find a cow to tip in them parts- nothing to do at all! I'm talking 45 years ago though...
  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270
  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Black_DiamondBlack_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
    John Mayer boat tune:

    https://youtu.be/kwzTfolQu4U

    Past owner of a 2003 342FV
    PC BYC, Holland, MI
  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 3,882 ✭✭✭✭
    Female friends advice: follow your dreams and you'll always find happiness

    Male friend advice: the government doesn't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free, you can take them home.
  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270
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